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Flurfey The Chicken, is a comic that my dad and I created. It is about a group of chickens that are always trying to cross the road. They have tons of crazy ideas to get across the road, but they always fail. The Characters are, Flurfey, Bob, Flurfena, Grampa Cluck, Grama Cluck, Flurfey's Parents, Fat chicken that sells fake "get a cross the road devices, for kernals of corn.",Nutty the Squirrel, and many more.
Flurfey is the main character. His feathers on his stomach somehow formed into a golden star. He is probably the only other chicken to cross the road, but without seeing what on the other side. He got to the other side of the road on his birthday party, whan they were playing pin the tail on the dog.
Bob is Flurfey's best friend. He is Not very smart. Thats all that describes him.
Flurfena is Flurfeys annoying little sister that always messes up Flurfey's schemes to get to the other side of the road. She always can get in to Flurfeys, secret meetings( even when they change the locks).
Grampa Cluck is Flurfey's Grandfather. He says that he got to the other side of the road, and is making up stories about the other side of the road.
Grama Cluck is Flurffey's Grandmother. She is always trying to get Grampa Cluck to stop telling all these nonsensical stories.
The name, Fat chicken that sells fake "get a cross the road devices, for kernals of corn", speaks for itself.
Nutty the squirrel is a squirrel that always laughes at Flurfey's get to the other side of the road schemes that go wrong, because he can just cross the wires to get to the other side. He also says," if you give me a nut I will tell you what is on the other side of the road.", but its hard for them to get one.
Keep watching for other comics of Flurey The Chicken.
Here are 4 zelda humors that i made up
PAIN OR PASS
Everyone is at links house, and they are bored beyond anything. Not even twenty-thousand volts of electricity could possibly even spark them up, and give them energy.
Link and Zelda were watching TV. Ganondorf was trying to figure out how to complete the numbers that are in pi puzzle. Sarah was trying to trying to find out 25 words that rhymed with orange.
Nabooru and Malon were painting their nails. Ruto was getting a drink. Impa was guarding the front door. Darunia was eating a rock. Rauru was having a blinking contest with Kaepora Gaebora. Skull Kid was tap-dancing on the barbeque in his Majoras Mask trunks.
Skull Kid: HEY THIS IS FUN!!!!!!!! LALALALALALALALA..AHHHHHHHHHH it burns, MIDO!!! YOU FORGOT TO UNPLUG THE BARBEQUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mido: Sorry, here let me unplug it!!! Now I think its the red wireIll cut it anyway!!!.......-snip-Hey! I got i-ZZZZZZZZZZZTTTTTTTTTTT.
Everyone looked out side, every thing was burnt all the way down to the front of links house, and Mido and Skull Kid were covered in thick black ash.
Link: Not again!!!!!
Mido:-running- It was Skull Kid!!!!
Skull Kid:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-chasing- Get back here!!!!!!!
Everyone than went back to what they were doing.
I than got tired of being bored and said to link I bet that I can make the longest sentence ever.
Link: Youre on!!!
Link: Ok I will say one than you can say your Longest Sentence ever.
Link: Ok..I got it, In an infinite universe the negative force of friction is what keeps us moving, but the positive force of Gravity has an opposite reaction to negative force of friction in which causing both positive and negative forces to act together and has the affect of keeping us on earth.
Link: Beat that!
Me: Ok, In the event that the Purchaser defaults in the payment of any installment of purchase price, taxes, insurance, interest, or the annual charge described elsewhere herein, or shall default in the performance of any other obligations set forth in this Contract, the Seller may: at his option: (a) Declare immediately due and payable the entire unpaid balance of purchase price, with accrued interest, taxes, and annual charge, and demand full payment thereof, and enforce conveyance of the land by termination of the contract or according to the terms hereof, in which case the Purchaser shall also be liable to the Seller for reasonable attorney's fees for services rendered by any attorney on behalf of the Seller, or (b) sell said land and premises or any part thereof at public auction, in such manner, at such time and place, upon such terms and conditions, and upon such public notice as the Seller may deem best for the interest of all concerned, consisting of advertisement in a newspaper of general circulation in the county or city in which the security property is located at least once a week for Three (3) successive weeks or for such period as applicable law may require and, in case of default of any purchaser, to re-sell with such postponement of sale or resale and upon such public notice thereof as the Seller may determine, and upon compliance by the Purchaser with the terms of sale, and upon judicial approval as may be required by law, convey said land and premises in fee simple to and at the cost of the Purchaser, who shall not be liable to see to the application of the purchase money; and from the proceeds of the sale: First to pay all proper costs and charges, including but not limited to court costs, advertising expenses, auctioneer's allowance, the expenses, if any required to correct any irregularity in the title, premium for Seller's bond, auditor's fee, attorney's fee, and all other expenses of sale occurred in and about the protection and execution of this contract, and all moneys advanced for taxes, assessments, insurance, and with interest thereon as provided herein, and all taxes due upon said land and premises at time of sale, and to retain as compensation a commission of five percent (5%) on the amount of said sale or sales; SECOND, to pay the whole amount then remaining unpaid of the principal of said contract, and interest thereon to date of payment, whether the same shall be due or not, it being understood and agreed that upon such sale before maturity of the contract the balance thereof shall be immediately due and payable; THIRD, to pay liens of record against the security property according to their priority of lien and to the extent that funds remaining in the hands of the Seller are available; and LAST, to pay the remainder of said proceeds, if any, to the vendor, his heirs, personals representatives, successors or assigns upon the delivery and surrender to the vendee of possession of the land and premises, less costs and excess of obtaining possession.
All:-jaws dropped-
Link: What the- how did- thats not- I wonder whats for dinner.
Me: I didnt even know that I knew that I could say that.
Ganondorf: Why dont we try to enter a game show!
Everybody: Yeah!!!!!!
Me: I saw this really good one on TV that was called Pain or Pass.
Everyone: Ok.
Zelda: Half or more will have to stay to keep the house together, if Skull Kid comes bac-
Skull Kid: I couldnt help over hearing conversation, and I am going too.
Link: No your not!!!
Skull Kid: I got the passes to be on the show.
Link to Zelda and Me: Hes coming.
Me: Okay whos coming to the Game show, and whose staying and watching us from here?
Sarah: Ruto, Darunia, Impa, Kaepora Gaebora, Malon, Nabooru, and I, will stay here.
Ganondorf: Than Link, Zelda, Oliver, and I, will go.
-At the Show-
Jack Adderson: Hi, and welcome to Pain or Pass, Im your Host, Jack Adderson and Here are the contestants. Link, from Hyrule -Crowd Cheers-, Princess Zelda, From Hyrule Castle -Crowd Cheers-, Ganondorf, from Gerudo Valley -crowd cheers-, Skull Kid, from Termina crowd cheers-, and Oliver, fromsomewhere in Hyrule -silence-
Someone in crowd: Who?
Me:..The Person who is righting this Story.
Man in crowd: Ohhhhhhhh him..Who
Me: Never mind under my breath- you stupid simpleton
Man in crowd: I heard that!
Me: What, you wanna take this out side.
Man in Crowd: Bring it on!!!!!
Me to Jack Adderson: One second jack.
I walk up the stage to the man in the crowd and tell him to follow me.
The door closes and everyone is quiet and is listening.
Man who was in crowd: Okay, lets fig- PANG, PANG, PANG, PANG, PANG.
Everyone is still and listening
I walk back in, and return to my stand.
Me: Ok, im ready now.
Jack: Ok.Lets GO!!!!
Jack: Now you all know the rules, Every time I ask you a question you have a time limit.
Everyone: Ok
Jack: During your time limit you will be in a very dangerous situation, like a giant pit of acid, if you get the answer right in the time limit, you pass. If you dont answer the question in the time limit right- well, you know what happens.
Link, Zelda, Ganondorf, and Skull kid to me: WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Me: What, I thought it would be funny.
Ganondorf: Does it look like Im laughing!!!!
Camera zooms in up close to his face, and we all see his nose hairs.
Everyone: WHAT THE!?!?!?!??!
-at links house-
Everyone faints
Kaepora Gaebora faints and falls out the window
Ruto faints into water
Sarah and Nabooru faint into their finger paint
Rauru faints on the floor
Darunia faints in ball form and rolls out the door
-at the show-
Jack to camera operator: CHANGE THE VIEW!!!!!
Camera operator: Its Stuck!!!!
Jack: oh, for the love of Pete!!!!
Runs over and throws the camera operator out of the way, he looks at the camera and starts kicking it. It than burst into flames and explode.
The whole studio catches on fire, and the gas station is right next to it.
Time freezes and Jack says: How ironic, were right next the gas station ....hahaha(whines)
Time unfreezes
Both places explode into a fire that can be seen all the way around the world.
In American government
On radar: boopboopboopboopbo-ZZZZZZZZTTTTTTT
Radar watcher to Guy who owns government: Sir! I think we may have found contact with the aliens; the signal came from somewhere in Hyrule.
Guy who owns government: Lets get troops down there quickly!!!
Radar watcher: Sir Yes Sir!!!
Back at game show
KKKKKSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHH
Jack: there, thats better.
Whole stage goes back to normal.
Link: Whoa
Zelda: what just happened?
Ganondorf: It burnt my nose hairs off!
Me: Ow..ow.ow.owugh.
Skull kid: (chuckling) hahaha, that was AWSOME, do it again.
Jack: Ok, back to the show now.
Everyone back at links house wakes up
Jack to Link: Link here is your first question.(rope comes around him and he gets tied to a log that is getting closer to a giant saw)
Zelda: EEEEEKKKKK!!!!!
Ganondorf: Even I wouldnt do that.
Me: That has GOT to hurt if he doesnt answer it correctly.
Jack: First question, In what area did Malon give you Epona?
Link:Um..(3 feet away from saw).wait wait.(two feet)..I know this.its um..(one foot)..
Zelda: Hurry link!!!
Ganondorf: Come on!!!!
Skull Kid: Even I know this!!!!
Link: Its.um..(one inch)LON LON RANCH(Saw stops.)
Jack: Congratulations your still alive..I mean, YOU PASS.
Every Body (especially link): Phwewf
Jack: Next question is for Zelda
Zelda: Gulp!
She is stuck to the floor and a bomb pops in front of her that has 20 seconds on the clock.
Zelda: AAAAAAAAHHHHH
Link: Cool
Ganondorf: Now THAT I would of have done.
Me: Take cover!!! (Jumps under a desk)
Link: Good idea!!! (jumps under a desk)
Jack: Second Question, Where is Ganondorfs castle located?
Zelda:.(17 seconds)
Ganondorf: OH COME ON
Link: ZELDA, YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS.
Me: They have a point.
Zelda:..Umit is whereno..(8)
Zelda: (7 seconds) I know!!!! Where Hyrule castle is!!!
Jack: Youre absolutely correct!!!!!!!!
Everyone cheers
Link, Ganondorf, Skull Kid, Me, and especially Zelda: Phwewf
Jack: Ok, next question goes to Ganondorf.
Ganondorf: Ok
Walls appear all beside Ganondorf
Jack: Third Question, What is a grotto?
Ganondorf: A whato. (Walls 5 feet away from him)
Link: Ganondorf!!! Its a-(tape appears on links mouth)
Link: mmhmhmmhmhmh!!!!
Zelda: Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh
Jack: No cheating
Ganondorf: Its a ..a (3 feet)..a..aaum.. (2 feet).something you can buy at subway?
Jack: Nope
Ganondorf: (Thinking) I have a whole in my head if I dont get thisa whole.THATS IT!!!
Ganondorf: A whole in the ground in Hyrule field.
Jack: Correct!!!
Walls disappear
-At links house-
Rauru: That was scary
Ruto: I agree
Nabooru: I know he would get it right. (Crawls out from under the couch)
-At game show-
Jack: The fourth question goes to Skull Kid.
Skull Kid: Im ready
Jack: question four
Pit of acid appears under Skull kid
Jack: What is the King of Hyrules Name?
Skull Kid: Daffness Nohansen Hyrule
Jack: Quick thinking, and Correct!!!
Zelda: HE THOUGHT!?!?!?!?!?!
Link: NO WAY!!!!!!!!!
Ganondorf: I think Im going crazy.
Me: Me to..
Everyone at links house: Skull Kid Thought!?!?!?!?
-Back at game show-
Jack: Fifth Question goes to Oliver
Guy who was in crowd and is now outside: Who?
I turn red with rage and run up the stairs and go out side.
Guy outside: Hey, we didnt finish figh-PANG
I walk back inside
Me you were saying?
Jack: um..yes anyway
I get strapped to a chair, with a giant drill on it.
Jack: Who was the Master Sword Made By?
Me: It wasugh..um. (Drill gets 12 inches above my face)
Zelda: IT WAS ON THE GAME!!!!!!!!!
Link: THINK HARDER
Ganondorf: How would I know this, all I do is sit around and do nothing with link and everybody or think of ways to take over Hyrule!!!
Me: It was made byum (3 inches).the gods of Hyrule!!!!
Jack: Correct!!!!!!
Just than all these guys in black uniforms start breaking through the window.
Guy#1: We found where the signal came from sir.
Guy#2: SURROUND THEM
They all jump on us and smother us.
Link: WERE NOT ALIENS YOU TWITS!!!!!!!!
They all jump off us
Guy#1: But we got a giant signal from here.
Zelda: Yeah, but that was just because the studio caught on fire.
Guy#1:.oh
Guy#3: lets move out troops.
Random guy: Awe, I was supposed to get a bonus for this.
They all go out of the studio
Jack: ..well.Thats Our Show, be with us next time on PAIN OR PASS!!!!!
Later at links house
Me: WHOOOOO that was weird!!!
Link: You said it.
Zelda: Yeah
Ganondorf: I cant help but wondering, what happened to Mido?
All :..(shrugs)
Mido somewhere in lost woods: Someone, help!!!!, get me down from this tree!!!!
THE END.....or is it..MUAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAH. (Coughs)
The Zelda Characters Go Fishing
Once again our heroes go to another crazy place.
Me: Its too much!!!!
Link: Make it stop!!!!
Zelda: EEEEEEEEKKKKK!!!!
Ganondorf: I cant take it any more!!!!
Skull Kid: Come on Guys, let me play it just 4 more times!!
Radio: Hit me baby one more time
Out of no where I take out an ax and chop the radio in half.
Me: --panting hysterically-- There its gone!!!
Ganondorf: Thank you Oliver!!!!
Zelda: Glad thats over.
Link: Phwewf
Skull Kid: Dont worry; Ive got more radios with me right now.
Plugs one in
Radio: Hit me Baby one more
Link gets up, runs over to the radio, picks it up and throws it into the bathroom along with a bomb.
Link slams the door shut, and the bomb explodes causing the windows to blow up.
Zelda: My Hero!!!
Ganondorf: Phwewf!!!
Me: Thank you Link!!!
Skull Kid: Oh well. Takes out magazine-
Link: No more Radios!!!
Skull Kid: Hey Guys!!!
All: what?
Skull Kid: What ever happened to Godzilla?
-Silence-
Skull Kid: You know, in the movie.
We all look around at each other
Door opens and the gang walks in.
Darunia: Hey skull kid, did you lose a radio holds up half a radio-
Nabooru: A piece of it shot through the window and knocked off Impas wigI mean!!!
Impa: SSSSSSSHHHHHHHH
Ruto: It practically cut me in half.
Sarah: I ducked and it chopped off some of Malons and Midos hair.
Shows Mido and Malon Practically bald on one side of their head.
Zelda: Why dont we go fishing!!!
All: Yeah!!!!
Ganondorf: Lets get packing!!!
Link: Where to?
All:.
Zelda: Lake Hylia?
All: Ok!!!!!!!
-At Lake Hylia-
Ganondorf: Where are the worms going to go?
Me: Put them near the scarecrow.
Ganondorf: Ok
Link: I got the rods!!
Zelda: I got the equipment!!
Skull Kid: I got some Magazines and Newspapers!!
Sarah: What for?
Skull Kid: I want to know what is happening in the news; theyre getting close to finding the Second type of bomb flower!
Mido: Right
Ruto: LOOK A FISH!!!!!!!!
Jumps in the water and starts to swim after it.
All: .
Zelda: Thats not right.
Link: Youre right.
Me: Yeah
Me: Alright People!!! Lets get fishing!!!
Link: Im going over there.
Zelda: Lets see what fish are here..
Ganondorf: What type of rod should I use?
Darunia: None of these rocks taste good!!!
Impa: Some bait for you, and you, and.
Sarah: Im not hurting the fish!!!
Malon: Look over at Ruto!!!
We All look over
Ruto is eating fish
All: OH MY
Ruto: What?
All: YOURE A FISH-LIKE CREATURE
Ruto: So?
All: YOURE EATING FISH!!!!
Ruto: I know, but their mine, MINE, MINE!!!!!
Swims away laughing hysterically
All:
Skull Kid: Im going swimming!!!
Takes off clothes and is wearing his Majoras Mask trunks.
He jumps in and yells: ITS COLD!!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
All: ..
Me thinking: Ok Here I Go!!!
I throw the rod behind me and get my hook caught on a log.
I throw my line out and the log goes with it right to the back of my head.
Link: Oliver, Look out!!!
Me: Wha
CRACK!!!!
It hits me so hard that I fly forward into the water.
Me: Ugh..
Link: Hey!!!!!! I got something!!!!!!!!!
Pulls on line
Reels in Skull Kids Majoras Mask trunks.
All: EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW
Skull Kid: GIVE ME BACK MY SHORTS!!!!! ITS EVEN COLDER NOW!!!!
Link: Ugh
Throws shorts to skull kid.
Zelda, sitting on a chair with a tanning mirror: Ahhhhhhhhhh, perfect sun!!!!
Rauru: I dont want to get my cloak dirty.
Darunia: I dont think that water and I have good chemistry.
Link: Suit yourself.
Throws back line and hooks Impas wig.
Link throws out line
Impa: AAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! MY WIG!!!!!
Link: Oops, sorry, here let me
Reels in wig, and fish grabs it and pulls on it.
Link: Gimme The Wig!!!!!
Impa: LINK, REEL IT IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link: Im trying!!!
Impa: LET ME GET IT!!!!
Moves link out of the way
Reels in fish
Impa: My Wig!!!!
Link: My Fish
Fish jumps off hook
Link: GOT AWAY!!!
Ganondorf: Hey, I got a large one!!!!
Ganondorf starts sliding into the water
Link and I: Ill help!!!
We both grab the rod
Ganondorf, Link, and I: UUUUUUGGGGHHHHHHH.HES TOO STRONG!!!!!!!!!
Link: Help us!!!!
Everyone grabs the rod
All: UUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHH splash
We all pull the fish out
It goes high into the air and makes a huge shadow
All but Ganondorf: RUN!!!!!!
We all run out of the way
Ganondorf: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
The Shadow gets really small and a little fish falls from where the shadow came from.
Ganondorf: WHAT THE --?!?!?!?!??!?!
All: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ganondorf: He was one heck of a fighter!!!
Me: Its funny, because, you couldnt get him!!!!
All: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ganondorf: Either could You or Link!!!
All stops laughing
Ganondorf: Thats what I thought!!!!
Ruto runs out of the water
Ruto: RUN!!!!!
Skull Kid: ITS GODZILLA!!!!!!!!!
We all look over and see a huge figure erupting through the water.
All: GODZILLA, AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Godzilla Screeches
We all start running
Ganondorf: Why US!!!!!!!!
Godzilla runs over skull kid
Skull Kid: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH-----------
Runs over Mido
Mido: AAAAAAHHHHHHH-----------
Chases us out of Lake Hylia, and all the way up to links house.
We all run into links house.
Link, Panting (like the rest of us): Phwewf..thatwas..close!!!
Zelda: Yeah!
Me: Im never going fishing at lake Hylia again, Agreed?
All: Agreed!
Skull Kid and Mido walk in.
Skull Kid: We got squashed flat!!!
Mido: Yeah!
Zelda: Well at least its over..
All: Yeah
Skull Kid picks up the remote and turns the TV on.
TV: and now to a Britney Spears Special, of 32 hours of Hit Me Baby One More Time.
All: AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!! NOOOOO!!!!!!!
We all try to grab the remote, and accidentally hit it out of Skull Kids hand.
It bounces over to the TV controls and disables them, than it hits the door knob and makes the door stuck. THEN the remote breaks through the window and land on Links porch.
All: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE END
How did Godzilla get into Hyrule? Why did Ruto eat fish? Why was Zelda trying to get a tan? Why do we have to listen to Britney Spears Hit me baby one more time for 32 hours? Who invented the Bathtub?
Link: Probably Warren B. Tubs
Me: No, Walter B. Tubs
Link: WARREN!!!!
Me: WALTER!!!!
Link: WARREN!!!!!!!!
Me: WARREN!!!!!!!!!
Link: WALTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: HA!!!!!!!!!!
Link: Darn it!!!
THE REAL END
THE ZELDA CHARACTERS CHASE A DOLLAR
Me as Narrator: Man I love this chocolate, oh its so good, mmmmmmmmm its stickyWhat??? WERE ON!!!!!!! OH GREAT!!!!!!. UmHey there folks,.uh, the next story will be aboutum
Guy on Microphone: Hurry!!! Chose a subject, the ratings are going down!!!!
Me to guy: What ratings? This is a story, not live TV.
Guy:.just chose something.
Me:.uh..sorry folks,..uh..technical difficultyuh..The next story will be about.uh.The Zelda Charactersuh..-looks at title- chasing a dollar, Now leave me alone with my chocolate!!!!!
Kicks the screen
-In links house-
Link: We should have started one minute ago.
Zelda: Whats taking him so long?
Ganondorf: Were waiting!!!
Me whispering: Guys, were already on!!!!
All: Oops.
They all rush over to their spots.
Zelda: Restart the story!!!!
Me: Oh..right.
Me as Narrator: Man I love this chocol
Zelda: NOT THAT FAR!!!!
Me: Sorry!!!
-At Links House-
Link: MAN, Im bored..
Zelda: Ughwe cant find anything to do!!!
Ganondorf: We lost cable, so we cant see whats happening on the war with Iraq, we didnt call 1:800 Ditech before the big riot around all the stores, so we now cant get good mortgage on our house.
Me: Well, at least we still have a TV.
TV burst into flames and explodes.
Me: Well at least we still have Links Hou
All: NO!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Oops, sorry!!
Skull Kid: Darunia, Ruto, Rauru, Malon, Impa, Sarah, Mido, and Nabooru are on vacation in Hyrule Town, and Kaepora Gaebora is in The Lost woods..Lost.
All: Yeah
Link: WAIT!!!!! Howd you get in here????
Skull Kid: The Door.
All looks over at door
Door is nailed shut and has boards from one side to another.
Me: How did you get through that????
Skull kid: -shrugs- I dont know.
Walks over to door and pushes it open
Zelda: Link, you put up all those boards on the door and DIDNT ATTACH THEM TO A WALL?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Walks over to the door and nails a board from the door to the wall.
Link: -laughs nervously- No wonder I can get in and out of my door so easily.
Ganondorf: LOOK!!!!!!
Points to window
Link: Hey a Dollar!!!
Me: Its MINE!!!!!
Link: NO, MINE!!!!
We both jump at it and Zelda quickly grabs it, causing us to jump into the wall.
Link and I: ugh..
Me: WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR, I HAD IT!!!!!
Zelda: You two were going to make the dollar go out the window.
Link: No we werent, if you didnt grab it, I WOULD HAVE HAD IT!!!!
Ganondorf: SILENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Two dark ropes appear and rap around us, and pull us into the air.
Ganondorf: You two are acting like IDIOTS!!!!!!!!!
Zelda: Thats right.
Ganondorf: Besides, IT MY DOLLAR NOW!!!!!!!!!!
Grabs dollar from Zelda and starts to run.
Gets to door and pulls on it and then remember that Link just blocked it.
Skull Kid: MINE!!!!!!!!
Jumps and grabs it out of Ganondorfs hands.
Skull Kid Jumps onto ceiling and sticks there.
Skull Kid: HAHA!!!!! Its Mine!!!!
Zelda: EVERY BODY SIT!!!!!!
Everybody zooms over to their chairs and sits, Skull Kid falls into his.
Zelda to Skull Kid: The Dollar
Skull Kid: -nervously- Here you go.......
Passes it to her
Zelda: Now, the dollar must be given to the person who is rightfully in need of it.
Link, Skull Kid, Ganondorf, and I thinking: I need it.
Zelda: Now, who should get it..
Walks near window
Zelda:.hhhhhhhmmmmmmmmI think it should go to
Breeze pulls the dollar out of Zeldas hand, and carries it out of the window.
All: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We all jump out of our chairs and rush to the window.
Zelda: NO, MY DOLLAR!!!!!!!!
Link: Your dollar????? ITS MINE!!!!!
Me: I know what to do!!!!!
Runs over to door and starts pulling on it.
Me: UNGH ITS STUCK!!!!!!!!!
Looks at boards on door
Me: Oh Yeah!!!!!!!!
Link: I KNOW!!!!
Jumps out window
All: WHAT??????
We all jump out the window
Ganondorf: WHERE IS IT!!!!!
Link: THERE!!!!
Points up
Me: I GOT IT!!!
I run at Ganondorf and jump kick off of him into the air towards the dollar
Ganondorf: No you dont!!!!!
Grabs my ankle and pulls me out of the air
Me: NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Link: YES!!!!
Runs at Ganondorfs back and jump kicks off of him.
Link: YES!!!!!!
Than Zelda grabs his foot and pulls him out of the air.
Link: WHAT THE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Zelda: ITS MINE!!!!!!!!!!
Runs at Ganondorfs back and jump kicks off of it.
Me: NOPE!!!!!
Than I grab her ankle and pull her out of the air.
Than I run at Ganondorfs back and jump off it.
Me: HAHA!!!
Skull Kid: NOT TODAY!!!!
Jumps and grabs my foot and pulls me out of the air
Me: NOT AGAIN!!!!!!
Skull Kid: YES!!!!!!!!!
Floats up to the dollar
Ganondorf grabs his ankle and pulls him down
Link than runs up to Ganondorfs back.
Ganondorf holds up his fist and Link smashes into it.
Ganondorf: Why is everybody using me as a kick stand to jump off of!?!?!?!?!?!?
We all look at him than run and jump off of him.
All: I GOT IT!!!!
The dollar isnt in the air and we all collide.
All: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
BANG
We all fall and land on Ganondorf
All: ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh..ugh..
Ganondorf: Wheres the dollar?!?!?!??!?!?!?
We all look around and find the dollar
Skull Kid: There it is!!!!!!!
Points to archway between lost woods and Kokiri forest.
All: GET IT!!!!!!
We all run up to the archway and the dollar lands on the floor right next to the entrance.
Zelda: NOBODY MOVE!!!!!!!!!
-silence-
Zelda:-whispering- Now, we all need to be very quiet and
Skull Kid: YA SNOOZE, YA LOZE!!!!!!!!!
Jumps at dollar and makes it fall into the Lost Woods.
All: NNNNNNNOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We all run in and look around.
Me: THERE IT IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Points to the left
All: GET IT QUICKLY!!!!!!!!!!!!
We all chase it till we eventually getwell.lost.
Me: How could we get lost?????
All: ITS CALLED THE LOST WOODS!!!!!!!
Me: HEY, THERE IT IS!!!!!
Points to the left and we all chase it.
We all then stop
The dollar lands on a stump and is just laying there.
Ganondorf: -whispering- Be very quiet and approach it slowly.
We all walk three steps and than we hear flapping noises.
We look up and see Kaepora Gaebora coming down to the ground.
Kaepora Gaebora: Hey guys.
Looks down
Kaepora Gaebora: OOOOOOOHHHHHHH, LOOK, FOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!
All: NNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kaepora Gaebora grabs the dollar in his beak and swallows it whole.
Kaepora Gaebora: That hit the Spot!!!!!
All red-faced: KAEPORA GEABORA!!!!!!!!!!!!!, WERE GONNA GET YOU FOR EATING THAT DOLLAR!!!!!!
Kaepora Gaebora: That was a dollar???
All: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chases him all the way back to the Lost Woods entrance and back to Links house.
-later-
The gang walks in
Nabooru: Man, its hard to find decent clothes in Hyrule market.
Sarah: I know WHAT THE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shows Link, Zelda, Skull Kid, Ganondorf, and I reaching down Kaepora Gaeboras mouth.
Darunia, Ruto, Rauru, Malon, Impa, Sarah, Mido, and Nabooru: WHAT THE????????!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: I THINK I GOT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Darunia, Ruto, Rauru, Malon, Impa, Sarah, Mido, and Nabooru all faint.
THE END Why was I eating chocolate? Why were Darunia, Ruto, Rauru, Malon, Impa, Sarah, Mido, and Nabooru on vacation? How did we lose cable? Why didnt we call Ditech earlier?
Ditech guy: You should have called Ditech Earlier.
Zelda: Yeah youre right
Zelda: WAIT, how did you get in here?
Ditech Guy: The Door.
All: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE ZELDA CHARACTERS CHRISTMAS VACATION
Here we are again with another crazy adventure with the Zelda characters. What type of mayhem awaits them in this story, no one know, NO ONE KNOWS, NO ONE KNOWS!!!!!!!!!!! MUAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH -cough, cough, cough-
falls on ground and people in white suits come in and carry me away.
-at links house-
Link: Jingle bells Ganondorf smells, Zelda laid an egg
Me: Link, you need to go get a tree.
Link: I know.
Me: Where are Ganondorf and Zelda!!!!
Link: They Should have been here exactly 10 minutes ago!!!!
Door opens
Zelda: Sorry were so late, Ganondorf forgot to get the eggnog..
Ganondorf: Whats with the eggnog anyway, no one even drinks it????
All:
Skull Kid: HEY!!!!!
All: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link: Skull Kid, how the heck do you keep on getting in here!?!?!?!?!?
Skull Kid: Sometimes I drill holes through the walls, sometimes I get In through the window, but for some reason I never use the door.
Link: Ok..WAIT!!!!!!!!! YOU DRILLED HOLES IN MY WALL!!!!!!!!????????
Skull Kid: Did I say that out loud?
Link: No wonder its so cold in here
Ganondorf: Link, you need to get a tree.
Me: I just said that on the first page!!!!!
Ganondorf: Ohsorry
Link: Where would some good trees be..hhhhhmmmmmmmmmm
All:.
Me: Link, mabey Im naïve but, you live near something called, oh, say, THE LOST WOODS!!!!!!!, and KOKIRI FOREST!!!!!!!!
Zelda: Link!!!! You should have known that!!!!
Ganondorf: Known what?
Skull Kid: Im hungry!!!!
Me: You can have the eggnog.
Skull Kid: ALRIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!
Jumps in eggnog and instantly sinks to the bottom
Ganondorf: That will keep him busy for a while.
Link: Im going to get a tree now, anybody coming with?
All: Yeah..
Skull Kid: Me too!!!!!.can I keep this eggnog?
Ganondorf:sure.
Skull Kid: GOODY GOODY!!!!!!!!!!!!
-outside-
Me: Where to?
Link: Lost woods.
All:????????????
Ganondorf: Link, its the LOST woods.
Link: I know, but once I was there..lost..and I saw nothing but trees for three days straight.
Zelda: Ok..
-at Lost wood entrance-
Me: Ready?
Skull Kid: LETS GO!!!!
Pushes us in
Link: Now we need a good tree..hhhhhhmmmmmmmmm.no.nope.to fatto skinny.-walks over to a tree separated from all the rest-.PERFECT!!!!!!
Me thinking: How ironic that the perfect tree is separated from the rest, and that it was so easy to find.
Link: Its perfect!!!
Me: Wow!!!
Zelda: Its Just right!!!!
Ganondorf: Link, where is your sword?
Link: at the house.
All looking at link:.At the house..
Link: Yeah.oh, no..
-at links house-
Me: I cant believe that you forgot your sword!!!!
Link: At least we got the tree!!!
Shows picture of tree and its roots are still attached to it and has tons of dirt patches all over it.
Ganondorf: My hands are still full of blisters..-whines-
Me: Now, Link do you have any lights?
Link: No, but Zelda owes me lights, because she forgot to buy them for me last year.
Zelda:..well.my dad wouldnt lend me 50$, because of the recreation on hyrule castle after you destroyed Ganondorfs castle, which may I remind you, WAS HYRULE CASTLE TAKEN OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link: Well. you owe me lights, so go to the store and get some.
Zelda: Alright WAIT!!!!!!!!
Link: What?
Zelda: None of this would have happened if Ganondorf hadnt taken over hyrule castle!!!!!!!!!!!, so Ganondorf should go get the lights!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: That makes sense..
Ganondorf: AWE MAN!!!!!!!!!
Walks out the door
Me: haha
Zelda: Now we need an extension cable from the pantry, so go get one.
Me: WHAT???????????
Zelda: GGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRR
Me: OKAY, OKAY holds up hands- I will go!!!!
Link: I will help him!!!!
We run out of the room
-later-
Ganondorf: Wheres skull kid?
All:..
-at Lost Woods-
Skull Kid: They can keep the smelly old tree.because Ive got eggnog, MUUUAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHA No NOT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-at links house-
Link: Oh well
Zelda: Hes probably lost.
Ganondorf: Yeah.
Me: Yeah.
Link: I will put up the lights
Me: I will help.
-outside-
Link: Now be careful, Christmas lights are known to attack at the blink of an eye.
Me: Ok
Link opens the box, and the light jump out of the box, rap around us, and drag us under the house.
-In the house-
Zelda: A little more to the left
Ganondorf moves tree left
Zelda: To the right
Moves tree to the right
Zelda: A smidge more to the right..
Ganondorf pushes tree in perfect spot
A glimmering light appears over the tree
Lights and Chorus of angles: aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh
Zelda: The perfect spot!!!!
Ganondorf: Where are that light and that chorus coming from?
Zelda: I dont Know..LETS DISCO!!!!!!!
Disco bulb appears out of the ceiling and lights come from it.
Ganondorf: WHERE ARE ALL THESE THINGS COMEING FROM!?!?!?!?!?!
Zelda discoing: I dont know
Ganondorf: Oh well.
Starts discoing
-Out side-
Link: Phwewf, that was tough.
Me: yeah
Me: Okay Link, you throw the lights over the roof and I will catch them.
Link: Ok
I go around the house
Me: Ok Link!!!!
Link throws the lights over the roof.
Me: I got them!!!!!!!
Lights roar
Me: NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
The lights wrap around me AGAIN and drag me under the house
Link: Oh no!!!!
Grabs a duke stick and starts hitting the lights
Me: Link, you got them, now quit hitting
WHAP WHAP WHAP
Link: Sorry!!!
Pulls me out
Me: Ok this time throw it over again, and give me that duke stick!!!
Takes duke stick
Link: Throwing them
Me: Ok
..
Me: Link, did you throw them?
Link: Yeah
I walk around to the front of the house, and I and link look up.
Link and I: Oh no.
-In the house-
Ganondorf: Get the fruit punch!
Zelda: Got it!
Puts down punch
Zelda: Everything is working out fine for us, I wonder how it is working out for Link and Oliver.
Looks out side
Ganondorf: Probably putting the lights up on the back.
-Outside-
Link: I got the ladder!
Me: Good, now lets get thoes lights!
We walk out to the front
Link looks up
Link: Thats pretty high!!!
Me behind link: Yeah!!!! Gulp-
Zelda from inside: Hey Link!!!
Link turns and the ladder hits me
Me: No, NO, NO, NO
BANG!!!!!!!
Link: What?
Zelda: Hows it going out there?
Link: Fine!!!
I get up
Zelda: Where is Oliver?
Link turns around and hits me again with the ladder
Me: No, NO, NO
BANG!!!!!!!
Me: Ugh
Link to Zelda: Hes right here.
Me: Link, you go up the ladder first.
Link: No, you!
Me: LOOK LINK, A DOLLAR IS ON THE ROOF!!!!!!!!!!
Link runs up the ladder
Me thinking: Sucker!!!
Link: Hey youre right Oliver, thanks!!!
Link puts the dollar in his pocket
Me: WHAT THE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
I run up the ladder
Me: Are there any more dollars up here?????
Link: Nope.
Me: Awe Man!!!!!!
I lean on the ladder, and it falls off of the roof.
Link and I: NNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Okay, we may not live, but we still can get the lights!!!
Link: Okay!!!
Link grabs lights
Me: Good, no all we need to do is figure out how to
I slip and fall off of the roof
Me: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
WHAM!!!!!!!!!
Link: OLIVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-takes breath-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Me: IM STILL ALIVE YOU NUMB SKULL!!!!!!!!!!!!, and Im lying on a metal board.
Link: Oh
Link: Jumps off of the roof and lands on the other side of the metal board.
Me: No, NO, NO
WHAM
I go flying into the house and land into the punch bowl.
Zelda: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH, MY DRESS!!!!!!!!
Ganondorf: YOU HAVE THE SAME TYPE OF DRESSES AT HOME!!!!!!!!
Zelda: I KNOW< BUT THIS ONE IS AN ANAVERSERY ADDITIAN!!!!!
Ganondorf looks at Zeldas dress
Ganondorf: Looks the same to me.
Me: Hello????
Ganondorf: Oh yeah.sorry
Pulls me out of the punch bowl
Link walks in the room
Link: Oliver lets plug in the lights!!!
Me: Ok..
-outside-
Me: AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH
Me: WHY IS IT ALWAYS THE ONE LIGHTBULB THAT GOES OUT, MAKES THE OTHER 4956 BULBS GO OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
10 minutes later
Were searching the lights
Me: Oh No!!!!!!, My fingers stuck.
Link: No problem, as long as no one turns on the switch you will be fine.
-inside-
Zelda: They forgot to turn on the switch!!!!
Walks over and turns on the switch
-outside-
Me: Almost got my finger out!!!!!!!!
Me: Just about
ZZZZZZZZTTTTTTTTTT
-later-
Link and I walk inside, and Im covered in black ash.
Me: Im better now
I shake of the ash
Link: I think that we should go get skull kid now..
All: Ok..
-At lost woods-
All: SKULL KID!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Skull Kid: RUN, HES BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: WHOS BACK?????????????
MMMMMMMMRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAA
We all turn around and see Godzilla coming after us
Me: AGAIN!!!!!!!!!
All: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
We run all the way back to links house.
Link: How.does.hekeep...finding.us..????
Zelda: I dont know!!!!!
Ganondorf: Yeah, how did he get here any way????
Me: We will Never know
Link: Hey where is skull kid?
All:..
-Outside-
Skull Kid: MMMMMMMMMMM, eggnog.
THE END Why does skull kid drill holes in links wall? Why does Skull Kid like Eggnog? Why was that one tree separated from the rest? Where did the lights, chorus of Angels, and Disco Ball come from? Why do Christmas lights attack? Why are light bulbs so cruel!!!??? How did Godzilla get into hyrule?
Ganondorf: I asked that 1 page ago!!!!!!!!
Me as narrator:yes
How come Godzilla is in My stories?
Godzilla: Thats because Oliver Usually thinks that he should put me in, because you wouldnt expect me in Hyrule.
Link: Naturally..Wait..
Godzilla: He also likes putting in the Ditech guy, because he never can sell home mortgage from his business.
Ditech Guy: Do you Want to Call Ditech Now?????
All: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE REAL ENDING, AGAIN
Suprise.
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